Just another obnoxiously tall burger 🤣

Season ground beef w/ s&p but instead of making a ball to smash, stuff it with smoked cheddar 😆

Crisp up some bacon and garlic then cook the burger in the garlicky bacon fat, then use an onion to make a ring to hold an egg and fry that in the beef fat.

Cook some onions until they start to turn color then deglaze w/ honey whiskey, add garlic, simmer until fragrant, and fill the rest of the onion/egg ring with the whiskey onions.

Toss the burger around in what's left of the whiskey glaze in the pan, add cheese, bacon, the egg/onion filled ring, & top w/ fried garlic. Give it a squish or unhinge your jaw and enjoy! 🤣

Don't forget to make your dogs some burger treats! I didn't have mini buns so they got lettuce and carrots 😁

by XRPcook

38 Comments

  1. haza_fah

    LMAO I got my calories for the day just by looking at this thing!

  2. HeyThatLooksCool

    At first glance I thought this was just a big slice of red onion on a bun.

  3. Whoroscop

    It would be nice if there were some onion on it

  4. Thechosenjon

    Dude this looks awesome. Thanks for the write up, I’m going to give this beauty a go tonight!

  5. BoldFrag78

    And you didn’t invite me? That looks delicious

  6. This burger contains every quality and characteristic I want LEAST in a burger. Congrats,

  7. tacocollector2

    This is the first and only time I’ve been invested in all 20 photos.

    This thing looks bomb. Consider me thoroughly inspired!

  8. CaptLoads

    Who else thought that was a whole slab of onion??? 🤣

  9. ragerevel

    I was skeptical of the red onion but upon viewing the whole process – I’d smash.

  10. TheRudeCactus

    I know I’m going to be *that* Redditor by saying this but I hope the mini puppy burgers was cooked in a fresh pan that didn’t have the onions & garlic in it as it is very toxic for dogs.

    I only say this because I am very painfully watching my in-laws dog slowly die to kidney and liver damage due to them constantly feeding her human foods cooked with so much onion and garlic and she’s dying very slowly and painfully due to it. They have been told many times not to feed her food with garlic & onions in it, but do anyways.

    Edit – thanks for your replies guys! I debated commenting this because I didn’t want to seem like a jerk but I’m glad it wasn’t taken that way! May you all have a lovely weekend and Happy Valentine’s Day!

  11. OldNavyBlue

    That is a very beautiful burger. That is a very smart was to use the onion too, I gotta steal that idea.

  12. KristianStarkiller

    When do you plan on cooking the burger?

  13. lazybutterflywings

    That looks delicious! I was unsure about the red onion, but then I saw what you did with it. Brilliant!

  14. SaturnSplatter

    Seeing things like this makes me wish that I liked onions. Great looking burger!

  15. DoctorHyun

    My stomach growled looking at this, this looks delish.

  16. Uh_I_Say

    I was going to say “tell your dogs I love them” but honestly, seeing the size of those ears, I think I can just say it out loud and they’d hear me.

  17. _artbabe95

    I’m so glad the red onion ring wasn’t a slab lol

  18. pressurepoint13

    That dog smells through its ears 🤣 

  19. abphillips0413

    Looking at that makes my stomach hurt. But it also makes me drool cause I bet it was so good.

  20. ACcbe1986

    You took the *Jucy Lucy* and elevated it to high heaven.

    Great work!

  21. TedBear235

    I’m on the wide burger side of the argument, but I fuck with every ingredient so heavy I can’t be mad at how tall it is.

  22. Imawildedible

    I’m not sure I could get my mouth around it, but I’d enjoy every second of trying. All of this would be approved of over at r/foodandsaddogs.

  23. alecuskimbilius

    I thought you put butter in your burger until I read the description and I hated you for a second there